DUDES!

OK so Happy Saturday from the Hood! We just heard some gun shots about 2 houses down but don't worry, we're used to it! Anyway, we called the cops about a 2 hours ago & I'm quite sure they'll respond within a couple days.

So I know you've been asking yourself who was my first concert...right? Ok well...don't be jealous but it was ELO, in Lexington 1979!!!! Rupp Arena...and the band came down on stage on a hokey space ship and they rocked!!! Electric violins....get outta here!

Anyway, here's what's really sad...I saw them in 1992 at Coyote's in Louisville and the guitar player was trying to pick me up. I mean seriously...first of all, I was still pretty hot then but can't you do better? I mean, I hear your songs on like every other commercial. I guess you wanna know if I hit it? That's like asking if I'd hit my DAD, and I know this is Kentucky but NO! I like the elderly, but not in that way.