YOU MUST SEE THIS

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/digital-short-j-in-my-pants/866262/

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Saturday Night Live

(This picture was blatantly stolen from NBC.com but only with true love in my heart for Seth Meyers.)

OK so Student Librarian has yet to discuss her favorite show of all time, and that would be Saturday Night Live.  Unfortunately I am unable to stay awake that late so I DVR the shows & I just saw the John Malkovich show (Yes, I'm behind!) and I thought it was quite brilliant.  The best Digital Short (can't really call it a skit) goes to Andy for "I Jizzed in my Pants".  My god, I almost choked on my Patron shot!  The next award goes to Fred for a three-way tie with 1. Obama: I play it cool. 2. The Butt-right strip commercial. 3. Boy George.  I also LOVED "all I want is a calculatah!"  Good lord, why doesn't Malkovich do more comedy?  He's really freakin funny!  I love the new girls, I think they're great but man I will lament the loss of Amy Pohler.  A special shout out goes to my boyfriend Seth Meyers....you can do it!  And I loved you & fred....hilarious!  

Student Librarian gives this performance an A.  

CHESTER

Height: 13 inches

Weight: 40 lbs.

Age: 7

Turn ons: food

Turn offs: no food

Favorite Artist: Emeril

Favorite Channel: Food Network

Favorite Chef: Anthony Bourdain

Favorite Book: Anything by Julia Child

Favorite Movie: Diner

Favorite Show: Rachel Ray

Person would like most to meet: Paula Dean

Favorite Blog: Chocolate & Zucchini

 

In case your wondering what Student Librarian's parents look like, well there you go.  Please click on the pictures for a really good view.  It goes like this:

Jim + Mom = (Super) Student Librarian (Please don't tell the cops)

Rufus DeAngelo

Height: 13 inches

Weight: 25 lbs

Eyes: Light Brown

Fur: Brindle

Turn Ons: Food, spooning with Mommy, wiggling when excited.

Turn Offs: late dinners, the cat on the bed, Booger growling at me.

Favorite book: Profiles in Courage, by John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

Favorite Song: Return to Me, Dean Martin.

Favorite Movie: When Harry met Sally.

The Omen

This is Rosie Charmical and her Daddy (Mr. Student Librarian).  She's our youngest baby and a chewing hell-beast.  

The Barry Report:

Last night Barry got so high he lit his grill inside his apartment stairwell because it was raining, and cooking some ribs was a major priority at the time.  So everyone who lives there thought their building was on fire because smoke was pouring under their doors.  According to Bruce the ribs were really good.     

Meet The Infamous Andrea

Andrea, An Overview

1. Angry--no elaboration needed

2. Unorganized--you should see her car

3. Chaotic--It takes 5 minutes to cover 25 different topics

4. Hungry--Will do ANYTHING for ice cream

5. Easily Influenced--took me & tasha ridin' dirty

6. Hilarious--trust me on this

7. Righteous--Sister Mary Andrea is her nickname

8. Tax-Driven--Who does your taxes? 

9. Breakin--loves movies about break dancing

10. Energetic--has about 6 active businesses

Barry

This is my favorite neighbor Barry.  These are the top ten reasons I love him so much: 

1. Barry has a spill down his shirt, but because he smoked a pound of weed, he can't remember why he's upset.

2. Barry likes my dogs.

3. Barry kept me from falling into poop last derby.

4. Barry's former girlfriend's name was "Money".

5. Barry's current girlfriend's name is "Cupcake".

6. Barry gets off work at 5:00 PM everyday & is high by 5:01.

 7. Barry watches out for us.

8. Barry is the youngest of 17 kids, like me.

9. Barry has a standard Derby Hair Style.

10. Barry shares in our hatred of our                                                                                                          hairy neighbor.

New Points of Interest

1.  You can buy Riesling in a box. (This is great news for us distinguished drinkers in the hood.)

2. Senor Iguanas probably has better salsa than Los Aztecas.  

3. Turns out my job isn't so bad since I have one & all.

4. I have a new favorite show called "Mad Men".

5. I am very, very, very close to being finished with this semester.

6. Obie Wan Kentucky is getting rotund.