I decided to post again since I'm buzzed! Haaaaeeeyyyyyy!!!! (As my great friend and total hottie, Natasha always says)
I've made some very important changes in my life:
1. I've decided to listen to the "Pina Colada Song" everyday from here on out. I think that's important.
2. I will not make fun of my hairy neighbor anymore. Laser Hair Removal is a serious procedure and I will really try to not refer to him as Chubacca anymore.
3. I will continue to play the lottery in order to fufill my life dream of doing nothing everyday.
4. I will wear only designer clothes from now on, get anorexia and marry a Beastie Boy. I'm going to focus on Adam Horowitz. I realize he's married but I am too. I also realize he's Jewish and I'm Catholic. But I will convert. Seriously...Adam if your reading this....please call.
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