This is my favorite neighbor Barry. These are the top ten reasons I love him so much: 1. Barry has a spill down his shirt, but because he smoked a pound of weed, he can't remember why he's upset.
2. Barry likes my dogs.
3. Barry kept me from falling into poop last derby.
4. Barry's former girlfriend's name was "Money".
5. Barry's current girlfriend's name is "Cupcake".
6. Barry gets off work at 5:00 PM everyday & is high by 5:01.
7. Barry watches out for us.
8. Barry is the youngest of 17 kids, like me.
9. Barry has a standard Derby Hair Style.
10. Barry shares in our hatred of our hairy neighbor.
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